wolf: one time when i was masturbating...i tasted my own sperm!
c-zee: wolf, that's just fuckin' sick...but...i'm curious...how the hell did you do that...?
wolf: well...I hadn't jacked off for a while...and the pressure was so strong...it just shot up high on my chest...i just reached down and dipped a finger in the was...then put it up to my mouth...
c-zee: what did it taste like...?
wolf: well...there's one way to find out...
c-zee: fuck you...i'm not gay...!
wolf: nah man...i don't mean that...just do what i did and taste your own...then it's not gay...vain probably...narcissistic definitely...but it's not gay...
d-jon: don't do it c-zee...if you taste your own sperm it'll turn you...homosexual...!
wolf: fuck off d-jon...i've never had any desire to suck any cock...
d-jon: wait...it'll come... it's like eating at white castle...once you do you develop...
THE CRAVE...!
this is how it starts....so listen and listen well...
you eat at white castle and you don't eat there for a while...but all of a sudden out of nowhere you're craving a sack full of sliders...and you'll travel any time...between midnight and 4 a.m...and travel any distance and go through all types of bad weather...like heavy rain or heavy snowfall or heavy fog...to satisfy and fulfill your craving...but it's fulfilled for only a while...the crave returns...once you get it, it never goes away...never fully vanishes...
now...say you're lying in bed in the middle of the night...you wake and you're horny...so you jack off...you produce your man cream...and since you're half asleep and you've just jacked off your judgment is impaired...you wonder what it tastes like...so you dip your finger in it and bring it to your mouth...you taste it and DAMN if you don't want more...you gobble the rest of it down...but it's not enough...and you can't get hard so you can jack off for a while...so you find the places where men suck off other men to fulfill their perverted addictions...and the next time THE CRAVE hits you drive there...most of those men, believe it or not, were 100 percent heterosexual before they became addicted to sperm...it's an addiction that's as hard to break as an addiction to cigarettes or heroin...
wolf: well d-jon...if it comes to that...where are some of those places...?
c-zee: d-jon knows where they are because he goes to them all the time...probably has his favorites there...sends them birthday and christmas cards...
d-jon: you are mistaken c-zee...i know about those places because i have what you would call a...sociological interest...in this issue...and i read the police reports in the newspapers where the cops bust guys for sucking off each other in public places...
wolf: okay d-jon, but...man cream?...what the fuck?
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