A Strong Man

it takes a strong man to master their asses.in the meantime, how about some grand tetons!
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the elephant is in a funk because it's irrelevant. therefore, call it an irrelephant.
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quohog brought the eggnog while quopeg brought the nutmeg.
*she enters through the back door.she writes seven truths on a wall in the living room.then she leaves through the front door.
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i dont have a problem with caffeine...i have a problem without caffeine...
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many a legal client has wanted a new attorney. it's rarely when an attorney wants a new client...*
spruce up your locomotive love life with four pills a day.
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if nothing else I'd sing for you, of you and...if I'm lucky...to you.
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i love you from the bottom of my deck of cards...
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you don't need a sledgehammer. you debase your own life easily enough without anyone else's help.

thank you. it's nice to know i have fans out there.
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if you're an unsavory character, does that make you sweet?
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go fuck yourself on a stake of stupid.
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your greed is so deep it actually makes me want to sell everything I own and live on the floor.
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you can't silence my love.
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i'm just a holy fool. oh baby! it's so cruel.
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i don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
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i'm sick. i have an excuse for that. would you like to see my doctor’s note or just the prescriptions?
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the sun shines out my ass, but you never bother to look.
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your false teeth and real feet have never felt better.
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big gut, small dick, and terrible personality...yeah baby...i'm totally turned on by you...
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i think i might fall…either in love with her...or out of a tree and into a big bowl of chocolate pudding...don't know why the powers that be say i must choose one or the other...
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it's a sad fact of life, but...the forces of gravity always bring us down.

i disagree. gravity is an illusion. in reality, the world sucks.
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fingers
from those hands
hands
from those arms
arms
from those shoulders
shoulders
from that trunk
trunk
from that body 
singular
in and of and by 
itself
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she left town and was about 5 miles from the state line before anyone knew she was gone.

she took with her scarlet secrets and golden coins in an offwhite gunny sack.
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baby...i'm hot for you...and f80 too...

good sir...i'm not for you...and f80 just ain't for you too...you ought to try f42
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it isn't now or never. it's now or next week.