The Book Of Matches...

the book of matches... chapter 7 verses 11-14
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the eagle flies on friday...
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love her loNNNNGGGG-ly... and stroNNNNGGGG-ly...
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a man whose heart is as big as his feet... 15DD...
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we were scrounging around for pennies and nickles and the occasional dimes like rats scrambling through scraps of garbage.
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the football chiefs play in kansas city.
the football cheifs play in kansas cyti.
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you're under the shower nozzle...
you're under the weather...
you're under arrest...
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the nice thing about a constitutional monarchy is that you have all the of the pomp but none of the circumstances.
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fulton... except your fate...
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damn! i've been officially squddified!
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benny penny... 
close enough... 
have a coin... 
or a few... 
use them to 
buy some biscuits... 
and maybe 
some gravy...
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the letters in the alphabet soup spell HOO HOO HOO...
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DUDE... SMOKE SOME OF THIS RIP-YOUR-MIND-UP&OUT&OFF-WEED.
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his idea of paradise was a country with no spiders.
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the arm...
it's groaning...
oh my god!
it's growing...
A LEG!!!
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she told her sister:
"usually in a failing marriage, the sex is the first thing to go. but for us, it's all we have left."