Some questions have no good answers.
One is: Were you a virgin before you were married? If you answer yes, you seem to be a loser. If you answer no, you're a slut.
Another is: When did you stop beating your wife? If you answer that with a date -- say, November 1, 2000 -- you're a wife beater. If you say you never beat her, you're a liar.
If I can think of any more, I'll post them.