A Strong Criminal Outlook

He has such a strong criminal outlook that he'd break the law of physics if he could.
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Now 666 is the mark of the devil.
And 333 is half of 666.
Therefore, 333 is only half as evil.
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"Hey -- Dave just got knifed!"
"That's forking terrible!"
"Hey -- that's too spoon!"
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You can
Make a living
By successfully
Dying.
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Penn State? How about Poon State?
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Some like it hot.
Some like me hot.
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"I didn't shoot him. He walked into the path of a bullet."
"Just one bullet? How about 20 of them?"
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Play with fire? Pay with pain.
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We don't see things as they are.
We see things as we are.
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A humane humanitarianism.
The opposite is an inhumane inhumanitarianism.
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Step aside and let me fail on my own.
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Drinking vermouth
On the campus
Of Dartmouth ...
College, that is ...
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"We're using the law to keep justice away."
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Don't follow your dreams. Follow the drums.
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Let me tell you a story
About my time in Purgatory ...
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Step aside and watch me self destruct.
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Your pride, your soul, your worth as your dinner -- it's a bitter food to eat.
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A touch of gray.
Guess who has it?
Yep -- F.J.
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Would you like a martini
As the whole world burns?
Or rather, instead,
A bullet through your head?
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Fu -- fu -- fu --
FUDGE!
And lots of it, too!
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Corn flakes and cognac is the true breakfast of champions.
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"If you think you hate me, just think about the hatred I feel for myself -- and how strong that can be."
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Is there any ketchup around here? I can't sell out without ketchup.
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Morte de jour is French for death of the day.
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It's part of the pornography that falls on our lives like dirty cold rain.
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A circle jerk? Why, that's nothing more than a bunch of guys giving each other a helping hand.
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A dry T-shirt contest? Is some church putting it on?
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I put the stud in student. So holla for a schola'.
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Music: What emotions sound like.
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"Think of that when your roasting in the dungeon of fire!"
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"Hey, B! At night, you used to come out of your closet like a bat coming out of a cave . Why haven't you done it lately? You got a new girlfriend to impress?"
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There is a reckoning, in the future, for us all ...