Two Types Of Hands

The hand that rocks the cradle...is oftentimes the mother of...the hand that aims the gun.
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I have 300 feet of love! And all for you, baby!
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My exwife, Monica, unfortunately, has become the demon bitch DeMonica.
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When I wake in the middle of the night, I feel so 330ish.
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My marriage is sacred...but my honeymoon was profane! Ask my wife...
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Miller's College of Barbering and Bible College...next to the Motel Indiana...on Route 57 three miles north of town...its motto: Shaving Chins and Saving Souls...
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3.14 = pi. Backwards, it's pI.E...
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Racism is ego masturbation.
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"Remember this. The Italians invented pizza, but the Americans invented pineapple pizza."
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I am of cowboy
So pew-pew-pew
To you-you-you...
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See those two jackasses? They're twin turds dropped from different assholes...
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When someone said Mongol hordes, he heard it as mongrel whores.
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I have a five-fingered love for you.