i'm browsing through thousands of single slices of cheese.
to be exact, 2350 of them.
of that number, 560 are swiss. the rest are american.
i'm putting them in chronological order: which ones to eat first tomorrow afternoon and which ones to eat every day after that until two months from next thursday.
thanks for your offer to help me but i don't want it now. counting the cheese slices and putting them in order relieves my mind of my sorrow at the mediocrity and mendacity of everyday life.