Tuesday, July 13, 2010

O Brown Owl

O brown owl,
You wise fowl,
It annoys me when you say
Short answer: No.
Long answer: Hell no!
And 10 to 20 more,
Maybe 30 --
Jeez, I don't know how many.
I didn't count them.
I didn't know it was important to you.
But there were a lot of them.
Turn on ... tune in ... take over!
Is the revolution on your side?
There's a sequel coming out for the movie 2001. It's going to be titled 4002 -- because the producers promised it would be twice as good.
O my!
No pie?
No corned beef or ham and cheese
On rye?
Tell me differently, and I know
you lie!
When you lie, you sin,
and when you die
you'll go to Hell, where
you'll fry!
I feel a major fetish coming on ...
He hated his life, and his yearning for death was as strong as love.
What's up?
What's down?
What's going around?
"You're one sick, sad fuck, Frank. And you're fat, too."
Is that a requirement ... or just ... a suggestion?
Go big or go home.
Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.

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