O Brown Owl

O brown owl,
You wise fowl,
It annoys me when you say
LOWL!
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Short answer: No.
Long answer: Hell no!
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And 10 to 20 more,
Maybe 30 --
Jeez, I don't know how many.
I didn't count them.
I didn't know it was important to you.
But there were a lot of them.
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Turn on ... tune in ... take over!
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Is the revolution on your side?
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There's a sequel coming out for the movie 2001. It's going to be titled 4002 -- because the producers promised it would be twice as good.
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Cry.
Fly.
Die.
O my!
No pie?
No corned beef or ham and cheese
On rye?
Tell me differently, and I know
you lie!
When you lie, you sin,
and when you die
you'll go to Hell, where
you'll fry!
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I feel a major fetish coming on ...
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He hated his life, and his yearning for death was as strong as love.
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What's up?
What's down?
What's going around?
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"You're one sick, sad fuck, Frank. And you're fat, too."
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Is that a requirement ... or just ... a suggestion?
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Go big or go home.
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Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.