A man once told his grandson this:
"When I was in my 20s, I'd get together with my friends every so often for a nickel-and-dime poker game. We'd sit around, smoke cigars and drank whiskey as we played.
"We also talked a lot. The single men talked about the beautiful women they screwed. The married men talked about the size of the fish they caught.
"Two different subjects, two different sides -- but all of them were full of liars."