a real pissing contest

bobby was 10 years old and his brother billy was 8 when they started to play a new game.

just before they went to bed, they went to the bathroom, drank a lot of water, and started to pee into the toilet. then they would move farther and farther away from the bowl to see how long their streams could go.

often they would cross their streams -- must like the light sabre battles in the star wars movies.

now THAT is what you'd call a real pissing contest.

but one night, their father came into the bathroom and saw them in action.

he yelled, "GODDAMN IT, DON'T DO THAT HERE!"

the boys stopped.

he said, "do it at school. let the janitors clean it up!"