A man who's been killed has bought the farm.
The man who kills him helps with the down payment.
The sexual tension between them was so thin that you could cut it with a butterfly wing.
You could say a lot of things about me, but not if you're mute.
You could hear a lot of things about me, but not if you're deaf.
You could see a lot of things about me, but not if you're blind.
Not the ghost of the recent past, but the ghost of ... oh, say ... five years ago? Or maybe earlier than that.
He wasn't burned by the fire, but the smell that came from him was definitely of its smoke.
"The plains of Kansas? Hell, when I drove through it, it was all one big plain."
It was as worthless to me as shoes to a mermaid.
The woman was a two-buck whore, and all I had was a dollar ninety-five.
If you can't be
With the one you hate,
Hate the one you're with.
And get with
Your outside woman
For some good time
It isn't the B team. It's more like the Z-minus team.
If it's Mojo Mother, is it Bojo Brother or Brojo Brother?
"My ex-boyfriend? He's my ox-boyfriend."
"Why do you call him that?"
"Because he's as dumb as one."