Buying The Farm

A man who's been killed has bought the farm.
The man who kills him helps with the down payment.
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The sexual tension between them was so thin that you could cut it with a butterfly wing.
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You could say a lot of things about me, but not if you're mute.
You could hear a lot of things about me, but not if you're deaf.
You could see a lot of things about me, but not if you're blind.
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Not the ghost of the recent past, but the ghost of ... oh, say ... five years ago? Or maybe earlier than that.
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He wasn't burned by the fire, but the smell that came from him was definitely of its smoke.
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"The plains of Kansas? Hell, when I drove through it, it was all one big plain."
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It was as worthless to me as shoes to a mermaid.
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The woman was a two-buck whore, and all I had was a dollar ninety-five.
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If you can't be
With the one you hate,
Asshole,
Hate the one you're with.
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Go to
And get with
Your outside woman
For some good time
Good old
Outdoor lovin'.
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It isn't the B team. It's more like the Z-minus team.
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If it's Mojo Mother, is it Bojo Brother or Brojo Brother?
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"My ex-boyfriend? He's my ox-boyfriend."
"Why do you call him that?"
"Because he's as dumb as one."