Now if you have a reunion and the people attending it include:
- You;
- Your parents;
- Your stepparents;
- Your siblings;
- Your stepsiblings;
- Your grandparents;
- Your stepgrandparents;
- Your cousins;
- Your stepcousins;
- All their spouses and exspouses;
- Everybody's inlaws and exinlaws;
- A couple of families from their neighborhood who are there because you're so friendly with them that they're like family;
- The local mailman because he's a good guy;
- And at least four dogs;
And, with all that, if you have these things:
- At least two bowls of potato salad;
- A place where oldtimers can sit and talk about the past;
- And a place to play croquet with serious wagering on the results.
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