Ace: I'm shaving.
Deuce: Well, I never would've noticed if you hadn't told me that. And by the way, I don't remember if you ever grew a beard or a mustache before.
Ace: Nah. I'm shaving somewhere else besides my face.
Deuce: Where, by chance?
Ace: My genitals.
Deuce: WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU'RE SHAVING YOUR COCK AND BALLS? OH HELL -- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THAT?
Ace: It makes me look bigger in the bedroom.
Deuce: Yeah, it helps you find your goddamn dick when you jack off.
Ace: Hey, what the fuck you mean by that remark?
Deuce: If any one has less luck with the ladies than me, it's you. And you better not have used my razor for that bullshit.