Thanking And Fucking

If you substitute the word think for the word fuck, these statements sound very offensive:

• Thank you.
• That you very much.
• Thank you in the mouth.
• Thank you in the ass.
• Thanks a lot.
• Thanks a whole hell of a lot.
• I thank your mother every day.
• I thank your father every day.

When that happens, people will call thank the T-word, and it joins the T-bird, the T-bill, the T-ball -- and especially the T-bag.