Dave once dated Paula, who was a freak.
One time at his place, he was sitting on the couch when she came up to him and said, "Look!"
She lifted up her dress.
She wasn't wearing any panties.
And she was as bald down there as Charles Barkley.
Dave looked, swallowed strongly, and told Paula, "You've been a naughty girl ... go to my room."
When they got there, he spanked her with a peacock feather.
By the way, Dave called the situation where a woman had shaved her pubic area a A.A. Bottom, because it was the opposite of Z.Z. Top.