Ace: Hey, Deuce, look over there!
Deuce: I just see some Hispanic guy. What's so special about him?
Ace: I bet he's an illegal alien.
Deuce: I bet he is. By God, they steal our jobs! If it wasn't for them, I'd be mowing my neighbor's yard!
Ace: Or fixing your neighbor's roof!
Deuce: Or busing a table at a restaurant!
(Reworded from a dialog I found on the net.)