"Hey -- you oughta get a pizza from Iaccobetti!" a friend told me.
"Never heard of them," I said.
"It's a new store. And they make a mean pizza there!"
"Okay. I'll try it."
So one weekend night, I called Iaccobetti's and ordered a pizza -- a large with pepperoni, black olives and mushrooms.
The driver brought it to my home. I paid him and took the pie inside.
On the lid, it said -- "ARE YOU SURE YOU NEED THIS, FAT ASS?"
That's when I woke up.