Monday, November 23, 2009

Dating A Jewish Woman

Smitty used to date a Jewish woman. He liked her, but he got a secret thrill from dating a woman outside his religion and ethnicity.

One time, when they were making love, he was satisfying her so successfully that she yelled out, "O God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob!"

And when she climaxed, she said, "Holy Moses! I've been to the Promised Land!"

And one time during pillow talk after making love, she told him, "Jesus was just all right with me. He's just not all that, OK?"

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