J.T. once dated a woman who owned a dog.
She always showed the dog more affection that him, and that ticked him off.
One time, when he picked her up for a date, she gave him a little kiss on the cheek and said, "Hi, J.T. Let's go."
When they got back, the dog came up to the door to greet them. He rolled onto his back, put his legs in the air, and showed his belly.
She scratched the dog's belly and said, in a baby-talk voice, "Oh, how's my boy? How's my big boy?"
So J.T. got on his back and put his legs in the air.
But she did nothing.
Each of them said they broke up with the other person.