Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Lucking Fuvly

Sometimes Ted stumbled for words.

A neurologist told him that, when he was tired or nervous, his brain often mixed up the vowles and consonents in words.

When Ted heard that, he said:

"Well, that's lucking fuvly! That's a doddgamm bunch of shull bit!"

After Ted read a book about the Third Reich and all the atrocities committed during it, all he could say was:

"Those nucking fatzis! Those crucking fouts!"

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