Tuesday, March 2, 2010

The Best Words For A ... Female

I don't use the B-word to describe a woman. It's sexist. (In case you're wondering what it is, it rhymes with witch.)

Also, I definitely don't use the C-word to describe a woman. It's mysoginistic, nasty, and demeaning. (In case you're wondering what it is, it rhymes with punt.)

I will call a woman a bastard female, because:

  • A woman can be just as big a bastard as any man;
  • When I call them female, I acknowledge their gender, but not their humanity. Of that, they have very little.

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