Also, I definitely don't use the C-word to describe a woman. It's mysoginistic, nasty, and demeaning. (In case you're wondering what it is, it rhymes with punt.)
I will call a woman a bastard female, because:
- A woman can be just as big a bastard as any man;
- When I call them female, I acknowledge their gender, but not their humanity. Of that, they have very little.