The Mink Stole

Yesterday, I posted some jottings. Today, I'll do the same. I usually don't post them so close together in this blog, but I found several of them in some old notebooks yesterday and I want to post them now to get them off my mind and out of the way.
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I stole the mink stole
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Tomorrow seems forever far away.
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Is the Manchurian candidate's mustache a Fu Manchu?
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A redneck from the South
Has few teeth in his mouth.
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Instead of the black sheep of the family, he was its blacksmith
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"That movie is so family friendly that any child could take his or her parents to see it."
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Spuds 4
Every 1
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The king is gone but he's not a dud.
This is the story of Johnny Spud.
It's better to burn out that be mashed away
Bake, bake and fry.
(All apologies to Neil Young.)
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Richard The Hampster-Hearted was not the bravest boy in the bunch.
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I laughed, I cried -- I birthed quintuplet daughters
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Here's the hanky. Where's the panky?
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For the bored student at the end of the school days, hope springs when the bell rings.