Ace: Hey -- what happened to the clock on the wall?
Deuce: I dropped it when I was winding it.
Ace: Is it broken?
Deuce: Yes. I broke it with my own two hands.
Ace: So it's manufractured.
Deuce (for ten seconds, at the least): Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That is such a terrible pun!
Ace: And some people think that man in manufacture means made by man. It doesn't. The man comes from the Latin word manus for hand.
Deuce: Ignorant fuckers. And because you dropped the clock, you're a worthless fucker.
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