Sunday, March 7, 2010

Man U, And Not The Soccer Team

Ace: Hey -- what happened to the clock on the wall?

Deuce: I dropped it when I was winding it.

Ace: Is it broken?

Deuce: Yes. I broke it with my own two hands.

Ace: So it's manufractured.

Deuce (for ten seconds, at the least): Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That is such a terrible pun!

Ace: And some people think that man in manufacture means made by man. It doesn't. The man comes from the Latin word manus for hand.

Deuce: Ignorant fuckers. And because you dropped the clock, you're a worthless fucker.

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