A Mutato

A mutato is another name for a mutant potato.
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"Didn't go out the other day. Stayed home with a sick friend. Me."
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Little did he know of the little he did know.
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"On Pearl Harbor Day, sadly enough, there is no Japanese lady who would blow the hell out of me."
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Le Bimbeau and Les Bimbeaux are descriptions of the ignorant in dog French.
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Crosstown Ladies, Midtown Wives: Sounds like the title of a Jackie Collins novel.
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Things inevitable in winter: Death, television, snow.
Things inevitable in spring: Death, taxes, tax dodging.
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The children in a family of idiots were named Dizzy, Daffy, Dopey, Dummy ... and Zaccariah.
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Thus sayeth X, in the manner of the King James Bible:
I am vengeful upon mine enemies, which are legion upon this earth, alas.
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I have
the deep dark
blues
tonight
from drinking
too much
booze
tonight.
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A old man wonders:
When was the last time I had an erection? Or a hard stool? Or both during the same day?
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Outer space --
it's a
far-out place!
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Rufus
is not a doofus.
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The snow was a shallow cover on the ground. The grass poked through it. The cars were covered lightly. The streets were wet, not slick, as if rain fell during the night.
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You have a fuck off, but never a fuck on.
You have a fuck up, but never a fuck down.
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"I call that state O-sigh-O."

"Why?"

"You'd sigh, too, if you'd think about it. And also if you once lived there."
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The homosexual vampire says, "I want to suck your cock."
The perverted vampire says, "I want to fuck your blood."