outstanding!

today i'm starting a new classification in my blog.

i call it jokes from the public domain. it will consist of some jokes which i found while i was going through some old notes.

here's the first in the series. it's dated but still funny to me.
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president bush returns to the white house after a trip overseas. as he gets off the helicopter, he is carrying a pig under each arm.

a marine on duty salutes him and says, "OUTSTANDING pigs, sir!"

bush says, "thank you. i got one for vice president cheney, and the other for secretary of defense rumsfeld."

the marine says, "OUTSTANDING trade, sir!"
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i saw one version that said bush got the pigs for his daughters, jenna and barbara. but instead of dumping on two poor little rich girls, i decided to dump on two war criminals.