Father & Son

I'll tell you about two members of a family I know.

First is Peter Piper. He had an unusual hobby. He often picked a peck of pickled peppers. He offered some to me, but I declined because I don't like peppers.

I'm not sure how many picked peppers are in a peck.

Then there was Tom Piper, his son. He stole a pig and away he did run. But that was a youthful discretion and he has stayed a law-abiding citizen since then.

I wonder if he ever pickled the pork.