accessorizing nativity scenes

unlike a lot of people, i don't get up in arms about nativity scenes on public or government property. i doubt they truly get a person to convert to christianity.

but whenver i see one on public or government property, i have the desire to add a little extra to it:

• a bottle of schnappes for the shepherds and wise men, because it gets cold at nights.
• cigars for joseph, so he can hand them out as the proud papa.
• diapers for mary, because she's going to need them.
• and one of those rental signs with a picture of a stork on it and a caption that says: IT'S A BOY.