full of dread

full of dread
of goddamn fred
brain of zilch
and neck of red
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you know what they say about new york. at 4 in the morning, you can get a steak and an eightball ... not necessary in that order.
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joanne decided that dave would be the first person she would sex. so she didn't truly lose her virginity; it was more like she left it behind.
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a repository of grotesqueries.
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clowns without greasepaint ...
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your grandma and her bridge club
your aunt
the sisters at the nunnery
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nobody truly expects the circus to stay forever.
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there was a superhero named nitelite. his super power: glowing in the dark.
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no matter whatever i do, i can't unsee that trainwreck.

and no matter whatever i do, i also can't unsleep with that skank.
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"electricity is the divine fire," the mad professor said. "do NOT squander it."
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a manifesto for a way out of this mess -- and into another mess?
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everywhere and nowhere in particular -- the center of an infinite sphere.
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a prosti-wife -- a woman who marries and trades sex for security -- and in the long run, money.
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a two-hole -- much lower than an a-hole -- that's just one of them.
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jack didn't give the a-hole a look that would've killed, but a look that would've wounded him critically.
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silence is golden.
duct tape is silvery.
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no one to
park the car, no one to
care about the situation
that is your life
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just do it, pruitt!
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pardonnez vous mon francais -- but FUCK THAT SHIT!
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he thought sluts wore those big hoop or big loop earrings. and the bigger the earring, the more guys they had fucked.