i have a relative who often sends me jokes that others have sent him through the internet.
many of them don't strike my sense of humor, so i delete them. but some i keep.
this one i'm going to keep. i just find it funnier and wittier than average. because of that, i pass it along to you.
MEDICAL OPINIONS ON THE BAILOUT PACKAGE
the allergists voted to scratch it.
the dermatologists advised people not to make any rash moves.
the gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it.
the neurologists thought the administration had a not of nerve.
the obstetricians thought everyone was laboring under a misconception.
the opthamologists thought the idea was shortsighted.
the pathologists yelled, "over my dead body!"
the pediatricians said, "oh, grow up!"
the psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.
the radiologists could see right through it.
the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
the internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.
the plastic surgeons said, "this puts a whole new face on the matter."
the podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
the urologists, though, said the scheme wouldn't hold water.
the anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no to it.
but in the end, the proctologists left the decision up to some assholes in washington.