Thursday, December 4, 2008

crazy christmas clothes guy

christmas is atime for peace on earth and good will toward men -- and i wish you would especially give some good will to one man:

the guy at work who wears those crazy christmas clothes to the office during the holidays.

yeah -- THAT GUY.

sometimes, he'll wear a tie with either santa claus, a reindeer, or a snowman on it.

also, he'll often wear a vest -- one side green, the other side red -- with either santa claus, a reindeer, or a snowman on it. and sometimes, his vest will have all three of them on it; that's the hat trick of crazy christmas clothes.

and if he's really styling, he'll wear one red sock and one green sock.

(admit it -- you and your office buddies would bet on what days he would wear what combination of clothes.)

you know his wife made those clothes for him; you can't buy them at any store. that means she's a very devoted and loving wife -- and just as crazy as he is.

granted, the crazy christmas clothes guy is annoying -- but he's harmless. he's been working there for 40 years and is nearing retirement.

but let his actions be a warning to you. they show that if you work there as long as he did, you'll go crazy, too.

so right after the new year, i'd recommend that you start looking for a new job -- if you haven't been laid off.

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