ace: hey, i'm gonna have a party!
deuce: great! when? are you gonna invite me?
ace: sure. and it's gonna be next saturday.
deuce: i'll be there.
ace: i'm also gonna invite trey and some of his friends -- like quatro, fiver, and sixx.
deuce: hey -- don't invite trey or any of his friends!
ace: why not?
deuce: because they have the collective morals of a pit full of snakes.
ace: how do you know that?
deuce: my friend sebbin had a party and invited them. first, they drank all the booze. then they hit on all the women there; some of them were so pervy, they hit on the men. after that, they stole all of sebbin's valuables. and worst of all -- they broke into his hidden stash and stole all his good marijuana.