Tuesday, March 31, 2009

a surrealist's things-to-do list

  • get shirts at dry cleaners
  • buy milk, butter, eggs, razor blades, vitamins, absinthe -- use coupons!
  • adjust kalaidescope eyes
  • pay elec. bill
  • call mon about aunt hazel's operation -- see if her spleen still available
  • reconfigure clouds as hippoes, and vice versa
  • call charlie about harper's party sat. nite
  • totally derange senses
  • catch pacers-celtics game on tv, if enough time

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