Monday, March 16, 2009

english food

i have a friend from england. his name is nigel.

often, we'll go out to eat at a nice restaurant instead of a fastfood joint or pizza parlor.

sometimes, nigel forgets he's not in england. he'll order bangers and mash or spotted dick.

when that happens, i tell him:

"nigel, in england, that's food. in america, that's grounds for a sexual harassment suit. order a steak."

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