porn and stuff

when i was young, i was walking along street one fine summer day when some sleazy guy drove up to me in a beat-to-hell car and said, "hey, kid -- want some pornography?"

i replied, "no thanks, mister. my family doesn't own a pornograph."

i found out later than he had died of osteopornosis -- a degenerate disease caused by excessive use and abuse of pornography.

he also suffered from an affliction caused by excessive masturbation to pornography -- the pennis elbow.