Thursday, March 12, 2009

can you top this?

(ace and deuce are arguing. their friend trey is watching them.)

ace: when i was a kid, i used to shovel chicken shit!

deuce: that's nothing. when i was a kid, i used to shovel cow shit!

ace: you think that's bad? when i was a kid, i used to shovel pig shit!

deuce: (calmly) and when i was a kid, i used to shovel human shit.

ace is stunned into silence.

trey: game's over -- we have a winner!

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