Tuesday, March 10, 2009

o balls!

first, there's the meat ball.
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there's the eye ball.
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there's the cue ball.

(and if you have a high iq, you better be on the ball.)
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there are these: the golf ball, the tennis ball, the bowling ball, the basketball, the baseball, the volleyball, and the football.
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there's ball state university. that's a college in muncie, indiana, close to where i live.
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there are balls of fire.

but oddly enough, there aren't balls of water.
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there are great balls of fire -- just ask jerry lee lewis.

but you never hear of mediumsized balls of fire or small balls of fire, unless the second phrase could be used to describe sparks.
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there's the expression balls to the wall.

but you never hear of bells to the well or bills to the will.
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there are blue balls.

there are red balls.

then there's lucille ball; she had red hair.
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there's having a ball.
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there is the eight ball -- if you're behind it, you're in trouble.

you're only in half the amount of the trouble if you're behind the four ball.

also, the eight ball is a term to describe a mix of cocaine and heroin.

the four ball, on the other hand, is a mix of cappuchino and cough syrup.
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somewhat connected with that is the speed ball.
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there is the dough ball and the dirt ball. they are usually insults.
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there's the charity ball.

there's the policemen's ball.

and there's been the secret policeman ball -- the name of some fundraising concerts put on back in the late 1970s for amnesty international, alogn with the records made from them.
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and finally:
it MUST be true what some people have said about adolf hitler.

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