so i walk into my favorite bar and grill and see there's a new bartender.
"what happened to joe, the regular bartender?" i ask mel, the owner and proprietor, because joe usually is working then shift when i come in.
mel says, "i fired him."
i ask, "why?"
he says, "he kept fucking the popcorn popper."
i reply, "DAMN! that's gotta hurt!"
i drink my beer, then order a new one.
then i ask mel, "hey, what happened to the popcorn popper?"
he says, "i had to fire her, too, because she was fucking joe."