Saturday, March 7, 2009

the pitch

ace: you have a convent and a brothel side by side along the same street. and get this: the madame and the mother superior are sisters.

deuce: which one's the older sister?

ace: i hadn't thought of that.

deuce: it's important. if the older sister is the madame, the younger one reacts to her and becomes a nun, later on, he becomes a mother superior. if the older one's the mother superior, she was probably the favorite of the family. the younger one became a whore to get attention or to make her own destiny.

(pause.)

ace: ya know, that would make one hell of an x-rated movie.

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