it wasn't me who ...

dropped that glass ...

didn't pick up the shards of that broken glass ...

tied the firecracker to the cat's tail ...

lit the fuse ...

took that kid's lunch money ...

spent all my allowance on candy ...

cheated on my chemistry test ...

beat up that fag the other night in that vacant lot ...

stood in a group and watched a bunch of guys do that ...

plagiarized that term paper ...

blackballed you from the fraternity ...

fucked your best friend, honey ...

took all the credit for the job that we both did ...

didn't pay all my taxes that year ...

insulted your wife ...

got drunk ...

forgot your birthday party ...

had an affair with that woman down the street ...

called him a nigger ...

etc
&
etc

lived a bad life ...

o lord ...