Monday, November 3, 2008

pets and peeves

you might have some pet peeves about some people. but what do you call the peeves that you have with your pets?

for example, you might say to them, "fido -- your breath smells terrible. kitteh -- you had a bad attitude. and listen, both of you -- when i have company over, PLEASE don't lick yourselves down there in front of them."

then your pets might have peeves with you:

"gee, boss, flush the toilet after you use it. PLEASE. i drink out of it sometimes."

"boss, i wish you wouldn't scratch your ass and pet me with the same hand."

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