biotics

this summer, i first learned about probiotics. they're bacteria that help keep you healthy. and if you want more details on them click here .

immediately, i thought:

take a petri dish. put probiotics on one side and antibiotics on the other side.

then let them loose to fight each other.

and to make it interesting: put money on the outcome. because half the people in the united states follow sports because they bet on them.

call it the biotics bowl.

and if the humane society or peta complian about it, tell those organizations that they're just germs.