talking under the influence

there are some words that are difficult to say when you're drunk:

• indubiably
• preliminary
• proliferation

there are some words that are very difficult to say when you're drunk:

• specificity
• transubstantiate
• passive-aggressive disorder

then there are some words that are almost impossible to say when you're drunk:

• thanks, but i don't want to have sex with you. you're just not my type.
• good evening, officer. my, my, my ... isn't it lovely out tonight?
• thank you for asking, but i don't want another drink. in fact -- no more alcohol for me tonight.