your dog is my death

your dog is my death.
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when ants attack ...
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a groundhole -- not a hole in a tree or fence.
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give 'em some jing.
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a stripmall church ...
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weird scenes inside the toad mine ...
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96 minus 27 equals ... a very naughty number.
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the digestive system is the stomach and its associates.
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women's top three sexual fantasies:

• the guy is a virgin, and she is mrs. robinson.
• the guy is her sex slave.
• the woman is abducted by someone who she trusts. he's aggressive and in charge.

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peddle your bullshit elsewhere. i'm not buying it and won't buy it.
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wanker, please!
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lord, lord -- how mortal these fools be!
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one site's troll is another site's treasure.
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if you're crass and an asshole, then you're a crasshole.
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that's a shit sandwich made with stale bread.
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that is dung of the lowest and most rank.
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identical twins as the result of prenatal cloning in the womb.
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they were on that like flies on sweet.
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a lady of the highways and byways of life ...
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an openkeg wedding reception.
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damn straight, nate!
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moving mother north from 38th street ...
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darn it to heck.
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roses and rice.
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bullets couldn't kill the bad man. they were shot at him, but turned away in fear.
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servicing mr. johnson to his full satisfaction.
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me love you short time.
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once upon my time ...
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manglement
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"a woman's legs -- ain't the grand?"
"what's on top of those legs is pretty grand, too."
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you have to be crazy to want in ... you have to be crazy to want out ...
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"that's like appointing an alcoholic as the night watchman at a distillery."
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x tends to be y like the ocean tends to be wet and salty.
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been there, done that, got the mug shot.
been there, done that, got the flu shot.
been there, done that, got the penicillin shot.
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the three Bs of heterosexual porn -- the breasts (or boobs, if you wish), the bush, and the buns (or butt, if you wish).
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a man who marries a woman who had a rich father is not angling for a sugar daddy -- he's angling for a sugar daddy in law.