i found some new words in my notes. since i found them useful and witty, i present them to you.
the first is waifette -- a smaller-than-average waif, if that's possible. it's a variation of waiflette. i saw both words in another blog i read on the internet.
the second is bolivion -- a faraway and obscure place. it's a combination of bolivia and oblivious. it was first used by -- believe it or not -- mike tyson.