"and this is the damndest thing," jack told jill. "i understand the mind and motivations of a serial killer more than i understand the mind and motivations of a golfer."
"WHAT?!?!?!" jill replied.
she was silent for a few seconds. then she said, "well, that was an off-the-wall statement!"
"don't get me wrong," jack said. "serial murder is heinous -- hell, and those who do it are truly evil!
"now on the other hand, golf's harmless. but it's a waste of time and effort -- at least to me. i don't understand what pleasure anybody gets from it."