Friday, October 24, 2008

some words of wisdom from children

a firstgrade teacher gave her students the first part of some proverbs and asked them to come up with the rest of them.

here are some of their answers.
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it's always darkest before ... daylight savings time.
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don't bite tha hand that ... looks dirty.
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a miss is as good as a ... mr.
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you can't teach an old dog new ... math.
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if you lie down with dogs, you'll ... stink in the morning.
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an idle mind is ... the best way to relax.
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where there's smoke, there's ... pollution.
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happy is the bride who ... gets all the presents.
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a penny saved is ... not much.
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laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and ... you have to blow your nose.
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there are none so blind as ... stevie wonder.
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children should be seen and not ... spanked or grounded.
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when the blind lead the blind ... get out of the way!
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better late than ... pregnant!

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