"i don't think i told you this lately, but ... i love u."
"why -- thank you, allen. i love you, too."
"i also love v."
"i love w, x, y and z, too. in fact, i love ALL the letters of the alphabet; they're so useful when you're spelling words."
"i'll agree with that."
"but there was one letter than i used to love more than the others. that was the letter i. yes, i loved i more than i loved u or the rest of the alphabet.
"but i realized that's wrong and i'm trying to change. now i'm trying to love u a lot more and i a lot less."
"if you insist ..."