Wednesday, October 1, 2008

carbohydrates and hydrocarbons

if i ever win big in powerball, i'm going to set up a research institute. then i'll hire the best chemists in the world to change carbohydrates -- bread, pizza, spaghetti and other pastas -- into hydrocarbons -- gasoline and oil.

no more energy crises. no more dependency on foreign oil. no more wars in the middle east.

some folks will say that's impossible. i say it isn't.

carbohydrates and hydrocarbons are all hydrogen and carbon atoms combined in different ways. the chemists will find a way to rearraige them.

they can take care of the details. i'm just the big-picture guy with the financing.

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